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March 2007

August 2006
Golf's Michelson to have breast reducation

Phil Michelson will have breast reduction surgery sometime next month, sources close to the golfer informed Golf Digest. Michelson, through a spokesman, said the surgery was strictly cosmetic and would probably not even alter his cup size (B).

"Phil's got great breasts. We're not looking to do anything too radical," said Paul Kramer, MD, FACS, who will do the procedure. "We're just gonna tweak 'em, firm 'em up."

Michelson is widely regarded as having the best breasts on the men's PGA tour. Several golfers were disturbed by the news.

"Phil hot," said Hidecki Sukiyama, ranked #22. "Don't mess. He hot. He got nice breasts."

Michelson plans a short rest after the surgery, then will take some time to model his new breasts for a layout in the next Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue.




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