The American Association Of
The Mentally Retarded has bestowed its annual sports-talk radio
award on WFAN's Sid Rosenberg and Joe Benigno for "work
exemplary of a couple of unequivocal retards."
The government funded organization, a vital
resource for the nation's mentally challenged and their
families, said this year's choice "was never easier."
"These two guys make most of our clients
look like Einsteins and Godels," said Jim Smith, Executive
Director. "Our 'profoundly retarded' actually
look profound compared to these knuckleheads."
The distinction is unique, said AAOTMR spokeswomen
Constance Gold, "because we are scouting the dumbest, most
intolerable sports radio personalities in the country, and most
of them, to begin with, are incredibly dumb and intolerable."
"But Sid and Joe stuck out. They really,
truly merit the appellation 'idiots.'"
Rosenberg and Benigno are in a good position,
Gold said, to be the first repeat recipients of the prestigous
honor.
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