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Mel Gibson expresses sorrow for "hundreds of Jews" lost
in Holocaust
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Mel Gibson's scientists assert "Alcohol
is anti-semitic"
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Scientist declares Pat Riley's hair "new element"
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Barbaro to run in Belmont; cleared by
James Andrews, MD, sports orthopedist
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Knicks' Dolan, team owner, suspected
of sabotaging Larry Brown's brakes
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New Jersey names "telephone
pole" state tree
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Record Gefilte Fish caught off
Israel coast
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Bud Selig qualifies for
face-transplant
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Desperate for answers, Knicks' Larry
Brown turns to God
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Duke's Kryzewski to have consonant removed
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Fresh evidence links O.J. Simpson to
Laci Peterson murder
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Larry Brown and Stephon Marbury enter
couples treatment
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Mythical black male suspect, 5'8",
with ski cap, finally caught
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Knicks' entire roster being treated for
major depression
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Isiah Thomas admits "day trading" with Knicks' roster
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Sixers' Naillon denies domestic abuse
allegation.
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Tinkering with lineup, Knicks' Brown
installs Irv Sherman, 5-8 accountant at point guard
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Pujols: Meth Adict?
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Packers' Nitschke mistakenly entered into "philosophy hall
of fame"
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Giambi attributes revival to "these
little green pills I've been taking"
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49'ers waive dead player
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Knicks' Channing Frye, first round pick,
reportedly pregnant
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Roethlisberger reports to Steeler's camp with "Lou Gehrig's
disease," says Roethlisberger
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Sick child meets Yanks' Torre through "Make A Wish Foundation"
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Retard citation to WFAN's Rosenberg and Benigno
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Van Gundy keeps "Bin Laden information" from Homeland
Security
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Knicks and Phil Jackson talks heat-up
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Knicks' Thomas sends Phil Jackson preliminary
letter
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American League Stunner!
Rivera Confesse: "Red Sox Are My Daddy"
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Knicks and Clippers swap teams in move puzzling to many
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Bonds blames media for prostate enlargement
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McGuire: "I did steroids!"
La Russa: "No, you did not!"
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Campbell Soup Company cancels McNabb
commercials
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After long battle, Knicks' Houston succumbs
to wussiness
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Canseco:
McGuire was a "crack addict, too!"
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Steelers' Roethlisberger: "I played
with brain tumor!"
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Knicks' Marbury vows to lead team
"grammatically"
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Evangelist clears Eagles' Owens to play
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Delgado tells Mets to shove it up their
asses
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Knicks' Houston out indefinitely with
Gingivitis
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Red Sox Close to Signing Aesthetician
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Jeff Van Gundy, Rockets coach, on "suicide
watch
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Isiah Thomas's torture of ex-Knick assistant
continues
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Knicks' Houston says knee feels too good
to play
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Knicks clear Houston to play; he declines
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Dikembe Mutombo, backup center, adds
Chinese to list of languages he speaks incoherently
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Knicks' Houston, knee feeling good, to
take another year off
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Magic Johnson considers return to hookers
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NY Giants sign Maya Angelou to buttress
offensive line
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Golf's Michelson to have breast reduction
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Marion Jones says steroids unrelated
to groin appendage
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Story
NY Giants sign Maya Angelou to buttress
offensive line
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Story
Red Sox's Martinez preserves ERA at 3.72
as Sox beat Phillies 7--3.72
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Story
Monday Night Football Re-shuffles Deck
... Again
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Story
Massive hemorrhoid will avert earth,
scientist says
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Story
McEnroe traces anger to parents' adoption
of road
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Story
Joyce Carol Oates, gripped by writer's
block, cuts production to two books per month
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Story
Steinbrenner, as child, built Little
League dynasty
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Coughlin says he'll stop coaching players
in Latin
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Isiah Thomas ships Keith Van Horn to
Cambodia; asks for nothing in return
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How I got World Series Tickets: A true,
amusing anecdote
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Knicks' Layden refuses to believe he's
been fired
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NBA's Stern dismisses "Wallace commens"
as ramblings of "ignorant nigger"
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Professional bowler ignored in own home
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ABC announces "What's Her Name"
replaced as Monday Night Football "side-line" reporter
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Notre Dame, sending Ty Willingham a message,
torches his home
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Study confirms that 100% is maximum athletes
can give.
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Presidential nominee Kerry enters "afro-contest"
in Chicago 'hood.
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New York Yankees Announce Purchase of
Florida Marlines
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American scientists admit Lance Armstrong
is actually a cyborg designed to piss the French off.
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Knicks, searching for team identity,
settle on "gay."
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Aaron Boone: Crack Addict?
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Bret Boone: Terrible Broadcaster
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NBA's Earl Boykins stirs Little League
controversey
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Changes to Baseball All-Star Game Looming
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Magic's Hill to compete on crutches
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Rabbis lobby Major League baseball to
change term "sacrifice"
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Judge sentences WFAN's Mike Francesa
to five minutes of silence!
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Scandal at Cooperstown over "Imaginary"
Players
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Clifford Etienne files civil suit against
Mike Tyson
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Tom Glavine's poor pitching performance
attributed to having horse-shoe removed from anal cavity
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Lance Armstrong, trailing by 46 hours,
23 minutes, rallies on final afternoon to win Tour de France.
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Warriors' GM St. Jean, alarmed by team's
progress, promises return to familiar ineptitude.
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Nets ask Mutombo to rebound and become
coherent.
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Donald Trump, expanding his empire, buys
NASCAR
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Major League Baseball to bend rules for
hapless Tigers
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Yankees purchase rights to Dominican
Republic
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Rise in Hugh Downs Syndrome puzzles scientists.
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Dr. James Andrews, sports orthopedist,
performs billionth surgery.
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Major League Baseball umpires to begin
carrying guns.
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Spectacular Bid, dead at 27, leaves assets
to estranged son, William.
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Are Sports Making We Dumber?
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Kid's commentary: Crisis for Houston
rockets -- Yao Ming is shrinking.
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In radical policy shift, Bush Administration
to send in NJ Devils to clean-up Iraq.
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To increase competition on PGA Tour,
Tiger Woods agrees to try less hard.
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Man thought to have endured baseball
double-header was "dead," experts say.
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Chess Federation formally recognizes
new opening, "Kaplan's Idiot Attack."
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Mets Exhume '27 Yankees Staff; All-Zombie
Rotation
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Mo Vaughn complains his bobblehead doll
isn't fat enough
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Kid's commentary: Tides are Turning
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Moody's down-grades Mets' AAA farm-club
to AA.
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Cecil Fielder's ass named 51st state.
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Hall-Of-Famer Cousy tells Charlie Rose
point-guards of today, compared to his era, are "black."
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With first-round pick in 2003 draft,
Knicks said to be eyeing Saul Hersh, an uncoordinated accountant
from the Bronx.
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Martha Stewart takes charge of Mike Tyson.
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Hockey-fighting more popular than hockey.
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Bud Selig and NCAA's Myles Brand go on
ABC's "Are you Hot?"
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Knicks' Sprewell strangles P.J. Carlesimo
again.
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Asking for, and granted, access to The
Becker Sports Report, North Korea's Kim Jong II agrees to
stop arms buildup.
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Yanks' Wells introduces candy bar that,
like himself, is devoid of redeeming ingredients.
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Having fully stunted the growth of the
Wizards' younger talent, Jordan to enter retirement fulfilled.
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Janet Reno wins ESPN's Strongest
Man Competition
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In desperate bid to unleash his toughness,
Knicks ask Houston to have "ovaries" removed.
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Calling him an "integral part of
our failure," Warriors offer Antoine Jamison lucrative contract
extension.
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Football Giants' Fassell threatens violence
again.
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Lawrence Taylor, ex-New York Giant, thanks
mom and "crack" for hall-of-fame career.
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Sixers' Van Horn tells orphans: "Listen
to your Parents."
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Never say Never: A reflection
on March Madness
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Painless joint replacement, "coming
soon," will benefit "no one alive today," says
Johns Hopkins report.
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MRI reveals Giants' Sehorn has ligament
damage and no thoughts.
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John Madden, football personality, to
lecture at Stanford on "How to say as little as possible
in as many words as possible."
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Lack of talent doesn't stop young man
from competing at lowest level
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Mike Tyson-Mitch "Blood" Green
prison letters cause publishing sensation.
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Knicks, losing often, remain optimistic
for no reason at all.
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Vikings' Moss asks Minnesota fans to
look inward.
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Allowing for
"Steroid Factor," Major League Baseball owners credit
Hank Aaron with 349 extra home-runs.
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Report agrees
with Rod Strickland: Everyone else, not he, is to blame for his
ongoing problems.
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Knicks' Ward
attends religious sensitivity training workshop.
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New study links
exercise to Ed Hayden, of Boise, Idaho
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Janet Reno,
former Attorney General, to compete in ESPN's World's Strongest
Man competition.
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"Coach-Speak" may be genetic,
scientists say.
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Bobby Valentine, saying baseball's ready
to embrace differences, admits 15-year affair with Don Zimmer.
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Searching for answers and finding none,
Jets' Edwards turns to armed robbery.
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Flu-bug found that's harder to
eliminate than Warriors' GM St. Jean.
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